winterthirst:

chris evans + left boob + text posts aka i’m so sorry

(via thejollyjogger)

thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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santaspice:

*angles laptop away from whoever sits next to me*

(Source: annemarina, via pizza)

dixiesaurer:

So I was making a pair of cut offs and decided to just go ahead and patch them while i was at and i thought to myself why patch them with boring denim or black when you can have leonard nimoy peekin out at people from ur butt

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(via mosoli)

yeliw:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

mermaid dogs

(Source: eduardolion, via iheartshoelaces)

animals, .

kldzbop:

officialnasa:

kldzbop:

how many star in the sky

Like 7 star

good job nasa keep up the good work

(via iheartshoelaces)

“Always dress like you’re going to see your worst enemy.”

sebadasstian-stan:

bride-of-bucky:

crying because “the man on the bridge…he grabbed my left boob”

(via geothebio)

ninjasexfarty:

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

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